How to be a more productive human?
How to be a more productive human?
HELLO! You made it to perhaps the most useful yet definitely most boring part (and if you are reading this to procrastinate even further - get back to work!). We’ve analyzed all nighters so much, we simply felt obligated to put together this reflection of some sort on how to be a more productive human.

Nothing here is going to be revolutionary. This is just a little something we wrote together using our own experiences and downfalls as lessons. So, enjoy this as much as we enjoyed taking a trip down memory lane and remembering all the mistakes we’ve made.
Disclaimer a: we are not mental health professionals (if that wasn’t clear enough already).
Disclaimer b: if you are looking for an article that will just magically turn you into a Steve-Jobs-Elon-Musk-level-productive-genius, GET BACK TO WORK. No piece of writing will ever do that (but please do share if you find one that does).
Disclaimer c: take everything with a little pinch of salt. Always.
We’re going to make this super easy and fun to follow – not going to write 1,345 ‘filler’ words as they do on recipe pages before getting to the actual recipe. Let’s get right into it – these are the key things that we believe have helped us build better habits:
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Sleep & Wake Up Better: perhaps the closest to a magic-wand-solution we could think of.
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Hydrate Regularly: drink, preferably water, pretty much all the time.
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Just do it: it sounds so simple when Nike slaps it on all their ads…
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Feel good when working: dream a little.
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Invest in time off, breaks and calmness: avoid doom-scrolling.
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Laugh & release: it’s not that deep.
There is no one universal list of things that works for everyone – but the 6 points above are a decent place to start.
Sleep & Wake Up Better
— Wake up early
We also thought early mornings were for try-hards until we sucked it up and began starting our day earlier. Early wake ups change everything – you’re able to fully set your own pace and get started quicker. What time to wake up? Simply wake up earlier (start with 7 or 8am for example) and remember that weekends count. Snoozer? Whatever floats your boat (or mattress). Oh and yes, you will probably have to go to bed earlier as well – sacrificing sleep is definitely not the answer.

— Wake up analogue
This is what you should do in the morning: silence your analogue alarm (or wake up naturally #blessed), get out of bed, drink a full glass of water before you do anything, wash-up. Only then do you check your phone if you want.
This is what you shouldn’t do in the morning: silence your alarm, glue your phone to your face 1.37 seconds after waking up, spend 17 minutes doom-scrolling.

Whatever you do – just have that full glass of water right when you wake up and wait a little while before checking your phone. The sad thing is that this so much harder than it looks. “Me? I am not addicted to my phone”. Go on then, prove us wrong, show us how easy it is. Good luck.

— Fall asleep analogue
Try (we know it’s tough) not to use any screens 20ish minutes before you cozy up under your little blanket. Have a half a glass of water before dozing off and maybe meditate? Or read? Something that can slow down that mighty brain of yours.

— Hacks for better sleep:
Hydrate Regularly
— Drink water
This one’s simple – drink water. That’s it. If you still don’t own a reusable water bottle you are just being silly. You don’t have to buy one of those $60 Swell bottles (or whatever they cost). Just get yourself an unpretentious looking water bottle (reusing of glass VOSS water bottles is allowed) and drink up throughout the day.

— If you are looking to be extra: here’s a water bottle that literally tracks how much you are drinking.
Just do it
— Those guys at Nike knew what they were doing in 1987 when they curated that tagline. After all, that’s the only way to get stuff done. But what does this sentence actually mean? For us “Just Do It” means a) become aware when you are being lazy or procrastinating b) suck it up – most things in life take effort c) vent to whoever will listen if that sort of thing helps you (pro tip: boyfriends/girlfriend are great for this), and finally c) get on with it.

Here’s a little trick – deadlines. These usually provide some sort of urgency. More importantly, however, they provide the very powerful feeling of guilt when one does not complete things on time. If you are like us, this little bit of guilt can help move us along. Best deadline ever? A shared one. Get friends/family involved in your deadlines – they can help whip you into shape. Don’t overdo it– there is no need to literally create a deadline for everything you do.

— Managing time
Now you can’t ‘Just Do It’ if you don’t know what to do when. So here are a few tips that have helped us (we are really giving you everything on a silver platter here. Note to self – start charging for this):
  • Block time. Use your calendar creatively – block chunks of time when you want to focus on something (literally do this in your calendar or use this great app that does it for you).
  • Be honest. Take yourself less seriously and be honest with a) how much you can do in one day and b) how much you WANT to do in one day (control your own level of stress).
  • Want versus need. Change your mindset. There are actually very few things in life we genuinely NEED. Before you decide on doing something, figure out why you WANT to do it. You don’t need to write a 10-page paper. You want to do it in order to graduate and feel smart.
  • Do what you hate first. Find that thing that causes you the most amount of stress, the task that seems the most annoying, and get to it first.
  • By the way, greatest app on the planet: Todoist (believe us, we’ve tried all of them).
Feel good when working
— Dream a little (is this getting more cliché and serious?)
As banal as that sounds, we mean it. Use your imagination to picture how stunning your day can be. Or how amazing it feels when you finish something.

Our generation works a lot, and this probably will not change anytime soon. Let’s at least feel good when we are doing it, right? You like having good stationary? Then go to Muji and get yourself some quality tools. Like to have a notebook just to make your desk feel sexier? Get a decently priced ($11) Maruman notepad. You are sick and tired of your living room or office? Change your workspace regularly and go to a hotel lobby or coffeeshop (here’s a list to get you started).

Let yourself feel cool when working!
Invest in time off, breaks and calmness
— Take a break
The world won’t end if you take a break… unless you are guarding the Nuclear Red Button, in which case thank you for your service good sir/miss; the world is a safer place because of you. Honestly though, take a breather. Start with a simple 3 deep breaths. Maybe mediate for 3-5 minutes or take a walk and get some fresh air. And before you say anything, you always have 5 minutes!

— Don’t be a Tik Tok zombie.
In his book “Steal like an Artist” Austin Kleon writes “I love ironing my shirts – it’s so boring, I almost always get good ideas.” Our generation is genuinely petrified of being bored so we stick to instant gratification. Yes yes, social media is a lot of fun. but switching off is not bombarding yourself with instantly-gratifying-media. When you are not working, do something that can profoundly and positively activate your brain and that takes longer than 10 minutes. Color the heck out of a coloring book (this one is pure gold by the way). Take 40 minutes to cook something. Read a book or a magazine. Watch a film (without your phone). Think of a random, fun activity and Just Do It (dammit, Nike). Sure, there is a risk you might not like it or get bored, but what is life without a little risk?

— Some hacks:
Laugh & release
— To quote a great friend, ‘it’s not that deep’. We’re always being compared to others. We are all smarty pants who want to be the smartest in the room (sorry, sorry, who are the smartest in the room). But not everything we do can be about winning, or learning something new, or calculating the value of our time. Make yourself laugh. Make yourself cry. Make yourself feel. Instead of subscribing to yet another news/political affairs/self-help podcast, listen to something that will just make you laugh (Editor’s Choice: My Dad Wrote A Porno). Take a look at some of your old photos and grab a coffee with a close friend who you haven’t seen in a while. Sometimes you may even let yourself binge something or get carried away on Social Media (only sometimes!).

In short – it’ll all pass and you’ll be fine. Simply remember to laugh along the way.